Horrible horrible weather

I am at my moms apartment with my childhood friend Josh.  We were watching Shaun of the Dead when the tornado sirens go off. We stepped out onto the balcony so we could take a look. IT WAS INSANE!

I am pretty sure i saw a cat blow around in the wind. Dude quickly ran inside and locked me out!....DUDE!!! I had to hop over the railing and run threw the mud and to the front door...which he also locked....i ran to the window i use to sneak out.....he locked that to. (he is such a bastard) finally he opened the door for me...after i was coated in rain, debris and mud. I wanted him to clean my muddy feet for me, but sadly he is not into the same kinks as i am. so i had to was my cold toes by myself. sadface